When they started [i.e. start] to sell human brains, yours will bring the most money of anybody in the entire world, because it's never been used





This card good for one free pair of space panties. For the women who think their ass is out of this world

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
TXu000244098 / 1986-04-04
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
This card good for one free pair of space panties. For the women who think their ass is out of this world : greeting card message and artwork.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card text & artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

You have been voted president of B and C, *Removed* and complain, *Removed* and complain

Type of Work:
Non-dramatic literary work
Registration Number / Date:
TXu000248648 / 1986-04-04
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
You have been voted president of B and C, *Removed* and complain, *Removed* and complain.
Copyright Note:
C.O. correspondence.
Description:
Folder.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Authorship on Application:
greeting card text: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between sweat and tough shit

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000086415 / 1985-09-06
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between sweat and tough shit.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase (32 documents)
example document: Do you know the difference between hard and dark?

Yak ... I want ... I think I'd rather have V. D. than listen to you yak

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000089041 / 1986-02-18
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
Yak ... I want ... I think I'd rather have V. D. than listen to you yak.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase (32 documents)
example document: Do you know the difference between hard and dark?

When they started [i.e. start] to sell human brains, yours will bring the most money of anybody in the entire world, because it's never been used

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000089042 / 1986-02-18
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
When they started [i.e. start] to sell human brains, yours will bring the most money of anybody in the entire world, because it's never been used.
Variant title:
When they started [i.e. start] to sell human brains, yours will bring the most money of anybody in the entire world
Other Title:
When they start to sell human brains, yours will bring the most money of anybody in the entire ... never been used
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase (32 documents)
example document: Do you know the difference between hard and dark?

You always hurt the one you love, but sand in the vaseline?

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000089043 / 1986-02-18
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
You always hurt the one you love, but sand in the vaseline?
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

Everyone needs a lift ... so stick this up your ass

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000089044 / 1986-02-18
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
Everyone needs a lift ... so stick this up your ass.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

This is Dracula. "Dracula" is an old Transylvanian word meaning "one who doesn't write letters" ... that's why not hearing from you really sucks

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000089045 / 1986-02-18
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
This is Dracula. "Dracula" is an old Transylvanian word meaning "one who doesn't write letters" ... that's why not hearing from you really sucks.
Variant title:
This is Dracula. "Dracula" is an old Transylvanian word meaning "one who doesn't write letters" ... that's why not
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

Ours is a once-in-a-lifetime relationship, and once is more than enough for me

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000089046 / 1986-02-18
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
Ours is a once-in-a-lifetime relationship, and once is more than enough for me.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.

I never guessed you were an Indian until you sat down ... you're a "Chairacheek Indian."

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000089047 / 1986-02-18
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
I never guessed you were an Indian until you sat down ... you're a "Chairacheek Indian."
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.

I'm not saying you're too big, but ... if you get any larger you could kick-start a jumbo jet

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000089048 / 1986-02-18
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
I'm not saying you're too big, but ... if you get any larger you could kick-start a jumbo jet.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

Greeting card message, a great personality is like a beautiful flower garden ... your personality is like the fertilizer I use on my roses

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000089049 / 1986-02-18
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
Greeting card message, a great personality is like a beautiful flower garden ... your personality is like the fertilizer I use on my roses.
Variant title:
Greeting card message, a great personality is like a beautiful flower garden ... your personality is like the
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

Be Free/Don't get hooked logo/symbol (for Mrs. Reagan--drug rehabilitation)

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000089771 / 1986-03-05
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
Be Free/Don't get hooked logo/symbol (for Mrs. Reagan--drug rehabilitation)
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
logo/symbol: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

I love you in my heart, and I love you in my liver, and if I had you in my ass, I'd shit you in the river

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000091699 / 1986-04-04
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
I love you in my heart, and I love you in my liver, and if I had you in my ass, I'd shit you in the river.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card text and artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase (32 documents)
example document: Do you know the difference between hard and dark?

You are a kind person, the kind that pisses me off!

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000094065 / 1986-04-04
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
You are a kind person, the kind that pisses me off!
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

You are a "10" where you should be a "36."

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000094066 / 1986-04-04
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
You are a "10" where you should be a "36."
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

I would like to help you out! out of your jeans

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000094067 / 1986-04-04
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
I would like to help you out! out of your jeans.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

Since you and your dog moved into our neighborhood ... we haven't had to fertilize our lawns since!

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000094069 / 1986-04-04
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
Since you and your dog moved into our neighborhood ... we haven't had to fertilize our lawns since!
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

What is a good housekeeper? The person who keeps the hosue [sic] after the divorce?

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000094070 / 1986-04-04
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
What is a good housekeeper? The person who keeps the hosue [sic] after the divorce?
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

Everytime I use my charge card, I think of you ... you plastic bastard

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000094071 / 1986-04-04
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
Everytime I use my charge card, I think of you ... you plastic bastard.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

After meeting you, now I know why they invented Preparation H

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000095029 / 1985-09-13
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
After meeting you, now I know why they invented Preparation H.
Copyright Note:
C.O. correspondence.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message and artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase (32 documents)
example document: Let me count the ways that I love thee ... 0

Jealousy is like eating green apples, the only person who gets a bellyache is the one who eats the green apples

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000095030 / 1985-09-13
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
Jealousy is like eating green apples, the only person who gets a bellyache is the one who eats the green apples.
Copyright Note:
C.O. correspondence.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message and artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

When you kiss a frog, the frog is supposed to turn into a prince

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000095031 / 1985-09-13
Date of Creation:
1985
Title:
When you kiss a frog, the frog is supposed to turn into a prince.
Copyright Note:
C.O. correspondence.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message and artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase (32 documents)
example document: Do you know the difference between hard and dark?

On your birthday, knowing that this day means you're one year older, we're reminded of certain important things like birth control

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000095039 / 1986-02-18
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
On your birthday, knowing that this day means you're one year older, we're reminded of certain important things like birth control.
Copyright Note:
C.O. correspondence.
Variant title:
On your birthday, knowing that this day means you're one year older, we're reminded of certain important things
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message & artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

I'll give you one minute to tell me everything you've learned in life

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000095040 / 1986-02-18
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
I'll give you one minute to tell me everything you've learned in life.
Copyright Note:
C.O. correspondence.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
greeting card message & artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

You're never gonna die, you'll just ugly away, happy birthday

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000097024 / 1986-03-24
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
You're never gonna die, you'll just ugly away, happy birthday.
Copyright Note:
C.O. correspondence.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Notes:
Cataloged from appl. only.
Authorship on Application:
artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

Hatred is like acid ...

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000097087 / 1986-07-07
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
Hatred is like acid ....
Description:
art original : greeting card.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Authorship on Application:
message & artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

Your love is like the morning dew ...

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000097088 / 1986-07-07
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
Your love is like the morning dew ....
Description:
art original : greeting card.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Authorship on Application:
message & artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

I hope you're riding as high on the hog as the pig you turned out to be!

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000097089 / 1986-07-07
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
I hope you're riding as high on the hog as the pig you turned out to be!
Description:
art original : greeting card.
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Authorship on Application:
message & artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

Your I. Q. is the same as the score of that damn football game your [sic] watching!

Type of Work:
Art work
Registration Number / Date:
VAu000097090 / 1986-07-07
Date of Creation:
1986
Title:
Your I. Q. is the same as the score of that damn football game your [sic] watching!
Description:
art original : greeting card.
Other Title:
Your I. Q. is the same as the score of that damn football game you're watching!
Copyright Claimant:
Paul F. Brase
Authorship on Application:
message & artwork: Paul F. Brase, employer for hire.
Names:
Paul F. Brase

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